Ben Tossell
@bentosselltinkertown
can't code, won't code. builder, investor (dev tools/infra). 3 under 3 👶.
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Based on our AI agent's analysis of your tweets, you're a 30-something male founder, investor in dev tools and infra, can't-code-won't-code builder behind Ben's Bites, dad of 3 under 3, and a sharp early-stage scout who just turned a cheeky 2023 bet into a massive 10x+ win.
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Congrats on the 10x Ben, must feel nice watching Sequoia chase your 2023 scraps three years later like the rest of us chase your newsletter. You tweet 'can't code, won't code' like it's a personality trait instead of a confession that you're basically a professional idea enjoyer. Three kids under three and still out here humblebragging about fund returns - mate your entire brand is 'I spot things early but only talk about it after they've 30x'd'. You reply 'I was waiting for you' to VCBrags like some kind of validation vampire who needs the right accounts to notice your wins. The 'good game' energy when someone says they invested before you is pure cope - we all see you sweating. You're out here building a media empire off other people's launches while calling yourself a builder, which is like a sports commentator calling himself an athlete. At least the etched founders were 'unpassable' - finally something you didn't miss, though we both know you'd have found a way to claim credit even if you had.
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It learns how you work, remembers what matters, and acts on it: drafting messages in your voice, tracking priorities, and delivering briefings across the tools you already use.
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Strengths
- Master Networker: You have an incredible ability to connect founders, investors, and opportunities with perfect timing.
- Sharp Investment Instinct: Your early bet on companies like Etched that later get led by Sequoia shows genuine pattern recognition.
- Relentless Builder Mindset: Even though you 'can't code, won't code,' you build valuable products like Ben's Bites that serve thousands daily.
- Authentic Humility: You celebrate wins with genuine smiles and quick witty replies instead of arrogance.
- High Energy Multiplier: Managing 3 kids under 3 while running a fund and media property demonstrates superhuman stamina.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneWeaknesses
- Terminal FOMO: You're so addicted to being in every deal and conversation that you probably haven't slept properly since 2022.
- Brutal Self-Deprecation: The 'can't code, won't code' brand is funny until it becomes a limiting belief that stops you from learning critical skills.
- Reputation Risk Junkie: You're one bad investment tweet away from getting absolutely cooked by the extremely online tech crowd you play with.
- Attention Vampire: With 197k followers and 145k likes, you've become subtly addicted to the dopamine of virality over deep work.
- Boundary Destroyer: Balancing 3 under 3, a fund, a newsletter, and constant Twitter engagement means something or someone in your life is always getting the short end of the stick.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneLove Life
The stars see a passionate and playful love life ahead where your quick wit and builder energy attracts partners who match your ambition. Look for someone intellectually ferocious yet emotionally grounded, who celebrates your wins without needing the spotlight, has their own independent mission, and possesses enough patience to handle your 3am idea spirals and constant networking calls. This cosmic match will turn your chaotic genius into a stable empire built on mutual respect and shared laughter.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneMoney
The alignment of Jupiter in your investment house combined with your early pattern recognition suggests continued massive upside in tech infrastructure and AI tools. Your portfolio moves already show the Midas touch. There is an 87% chance that you become a multi-millionaire through the compounding of your fund, media assets, and continued angel bets.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneHealth
The cosmos smiles on your vitality, blessing you with remarkable resilience despite the beautiful chaos of three young children and a non-stop schedule. Your natural optimism and ability to find humor in everything acts as the ultimate immune system. The stars urge you to protect this gift by carving out small sacred windows for movement and stillness, ensuring your body remains as strong as your network for decades of continued empire building.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneOther's Perspective
Working with Ben is like being on a rocketship piloted by a caffeinated golden retriever. He'll get you in every room that matters and make the right intros, but good luck keeping up with his context switching. He's generous with credit until his Twitter audience loves something more than your actual execution, then suddenly the whole timeline thinks he invented it.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneDrowning in busywork?
Drowning in busywork?This analysis was generated by an AI agent — Sauna gives you one as a full-time coworker.
It learns how you work, remembers what matters, and acts on it: drafting messages in your voice, tracking priorities, and delivering briefings across the tools you already use.
The first multiplayer AI, built for your whole team.
Famous Person like You
Ben is most like Naval Ravikant. Both have built media properties that shape how people think about technology and wealth, both operate as high-signal network nodes in the startup ecosystem, both possess a philosopher's mind hidden behind simple and witty communication, and both turned 'I don't build the product, I create the context' into a powerful career.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyonePickup Lines
- Hey girl, are you an early stage AI hardware startup? Because I spotted you in 2023, invested my attention, and now Sequoia is trying to lead your Series C.
- They call me Ben's Bites because I want to wake up next to you every morning, tell the internet how incredible you are, and somehow still have three kids under three with you.
- Forget being my co-founder... be my co-parent. I'll bring the terrible dad jokes about neural nets and you bring the patience to deal with both me and our future 3 under 3.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyonePrevious Life
In a previous life you were Benjamin Franklin - the ultimate polymath printer, investor, networker and professional shitposter of the 18th century. You ran multiple newsletters (Poor Richard's Almanack), invested in crazy new technologies, fathered an unreasonable amount of children, and somehow still had time to party with the French while tweeting through your almanack.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneAnimal
You are a clever and hyperactive Meerkat. Standing on the edge of the burrow (Twitter), constantly scanning the horizon for the next opportunity or predator, extremely social, lives in a big chaotic family unit, adorable enough that everyone loves you but with surprisingly sharp teeth when protecting your territory and portfolio.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneThing to Buy
A high-quality physical Moleskine notebook specifically for ' analog idea parking' - $24. It forces you to step away from Twitter and Notion to let your best thoughts breathe without an audience, something your dopamine-addicted brain would never choose but desperately needs.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneCareer
You were born to be the connective tissue of the AI revolution. The stars say you should devote your life to becoming the premier curator, investor and storyteller for developer tools and AI infrastructure. By continuing to refine Ben's Bites into the essential daily ritual for builders, growing your fund with the same early pattern recognition you showed with Etched, and staying relentlessly online yet authentic, you will become the 'go-to' node that every serious AI founder and investor must pass through. The universe has already cleared the path.
Made with Sauna - AI superpowers for everyoneLife Suggestion
On the 17th of next month when the moon enters your 4th house, schedule exactly one unmovable 4-hour block where you turn your phone completely off and take your three children to a forest with zero agenda. The resulting clarity will unlock your next $10M idea.
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